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Cr1msix t1_j05hgo7 wrote

OP. Crash the car. I know it sounds counter intuitive but do it. Make sure its fast and does total damage

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Nerdy_Waffles t1_j05ni27 wrote

But do it in the morning so you have to call an ambulance (five minutes before your wife actually goes into labor so they arrive just as she does)

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NEETenshi t1_j06l5cc wrote

OP's wife goes into labor at night, though.

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Nerdy_Waffles t1_j1glmkr wrote

Exactly. If he crashes in the morning then he doesn’t have a car to drive when she goes into labor at night

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