Submitted by hop_mantis t3_11du8qp in nottheonion
Unfair_Builder4967 t1_jaav6vg wrote
It took 12 years to arrest him? How dense were the cops on the case?
"the sweet potato had Hampton’s DNA on it.
Prosecutors say they can place Hampton at the home at the time of the murder because of data from a GPS monitor he was wearing due to a previous crime.
They also say GPS tracking puts him at a pond where a gun was later recovered."
knighthawk0811 t1_jaazq9w wrote
yeah, this was not nearly as exciting as the headline made me think. maybe the story of why it took them 12 years to do what law and order does on the first 12 minutes is more exciting?
YakInner4303 t1_jab0dfk wrote
It's 'cause their boss kept interrupting them with demands for coffee so blame Starbucks for derailing the investigation.
peter-doubt t1_jab1kk8 wrote
Coffee doesn't come from Starbucks.. it comes from the donut shop
knighthawk0811 t1_jab2n8g wrote
the donut shop. where coffee is smooth and creamy, cause burnt and bitter was already taken
AndyB1976 t1_jabc6kj wrote
> ...cause burnt and bitter was already taken
Tim Hortons has entered the chat...
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