Submitted by calbert1735 t3_11dihb7 in nottheonion
eagle4123 t1_ja94hj3 wrote
3 main character s are mentioned in the article,
Naked woman (N), boyfriend (B) and girlfriend (G)
G is playing a game in a hotel room that she shares with B. N nocks on the door, G temporarily leaves her game to open it. N enters clothed. She strips and gets in bed, next to B.
B tries to get N out but cannot. G continues playing and tells him to fix it. B calls front desk and they fix it. They figure out N did not take a medication
thirdeyefish t1_ja9kgom wrote
Thank you. For both saving me a click and for helping me to not support a click-bait headline.
omegadirectory t1_jaaazji wrote
Thank you. The "article" was really bad at pronouns and properly delineating who was doing what.
moal09 t1_jaaqseo wrote
It sounds like it was written by someone who's asian + ESL. A lot of east asian languages don't have separate pronouns for men and women only "they", so they mix up genders a lot. My mother does it quite a bit.
ArenjiTheLootGod t1_jaazmra wrote
That or it was translated/written by an AI, we're living in an age where that's going to become increasingly common.
Nervous-Dark-4559 t1_jacpbn7 wrote
It's already common
Why you think so many people get laid off?
Look up about companies who laid off staff and have the ai write the article instead
It's so wonderful for them because if someone goes wrong, they just blame the ai
eagle4123 t1_jaacvds wrote
Just don't ask how many times I red it.....
smashkraft t1_jaa2xvd wrote
Hold up a day off meds created that? Yikes
LonelyActor t1_jaa5jza wrote
So they say. It’s Thailand so there is always a possibility that she was just a desperate prostitute attempting to solicit random men for her services. I find the psych meds explanation alone very hard to believe.
PerInception t1_jaaamef wrote
She wasn’t a prostitute, but she did stay at a holiday inn express last night.
smrgldrgl t1_jaag0xi wrote
Xxxpress
Rosebunse t1_jabc2rh wrote
I mean, she could well be a prostitute who was having a mental episode.
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LithiumH t1_jaao1ho wrote
The hero we need but not the one we deserve
brick316 t1_jaaaiu2 wrote
damn, rollercoaster
Guideon72 t1_jaaw9px wrote
Thank you for that. Damned idiots
SilasX t1_jaddyi2 wrote
That's much less oniony.
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