Submitted by Nofux2giv t3_10s87km in nottheonion
HarryHacker42 t1_j709ixt wrote
China spends $200 on a weather balloon. Talks about "Spy balloon" on monitored chats. USA spends $2 billion following the balloon and coming up with contingency plans for balloons and having a balloon monitoring crew 24x7 flying around.
China wins. Paranoia kills.
TheLastStop03 t1_j70ej9f wrote
There are some people that think this might have been the strategy behind the 1947 Roswell incident. People think an unidentified Soviet object was shot onto us soil to incite panic about aliens.
HarryHacker42 t1_j70fe5z wrote
Or aliens have been hanging out for 75 years just watching us, remaining mostly out of sight until good cameras, then really staying out of sight, like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster.
I bet on the aliens.
TheLastStop03 t1_j70fr2n wrote
Exactly
EarthenEyes t1_j72b41r wrote
Remember that time when aliens used monitoring satellites but hid them inside people's butts?
HarryHacker42 t1_j72el1j wrote
I saw a documentary about that with a victim named something like Cartman.
TheLastStop03 t1_j72lpvy wrote
I do. S1 E1 of South Park.
EarthenEyes t1_j72p65f wrote
Was it S1 E1 of South park?
TheLastStop03 t1_j72sru8 wrote
It was indeed
flamedarkfire t1_j71k08i wrote
With that mindset we should declare the Triple Alliance the winner of WWI since they killed more Entente forces.
It’s not about how much is spent but how much you have to spend.
HarryHacker42 t1_j72d161 wrote
USA has 27% more to spend than China. So we're ahead. Its not the kind of lead you kick back and waste money with.
DamnBunny t1_j70hpol wrote
Well since its in Montana. And since biden said they weren't going to do anything about. He never said that we should do anything about it.
50pts if you get it in the ballsack.
HarryHacker42 t1_j70z77c wrote
Montana is a wonderful state, sure it is occupied by the Proud Boys Gay Posse but it is wonderful country.
DamnBunny t1_j7286qa wrote
lmao. might as well be seperated lol
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