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ARMinSC t1_j8rnkh9 wrote

Wolf in sheep's clothing, eh?

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jayfeather31 t1_j8rv5wn wrote

I mean, you can't fault him for his creativity.

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Ground2ChairMissile t1_j8rw2mj wrote

I read the title and said to myself, "I bet that happened in Australia."

>perthnow.com.au

Yup. Australia.

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autoposting_system t1_j8s2nm5 wrote

And who caught him? Nobody

Edit: I admit this Odysseus joke is poorly constructed

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thepunalwaysrises t1_j8s5lof wrote

Misread the headline as "Killer trees to escape prison disguised as a sheep" and all I could think is, "If those trees meet up with the killer tomatoes, we're doomed."

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SLDH1980 t1_j8seg2g wrote

The giveaway was when he said "mooo..." to try and throw the guards off.

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RoyalwithCheese10 t1_j8sjhem wrote

From the article it sounds like if he had ditched the sheep costume and booked it he might have actually gotten away

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TheElectricCO t1_j8sr7vj wrote

And if this had worked we'd all be calling the guy a genius.

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jumbonipples t1_j8st21p wrote

And he would have gotten away for it to! If it weren’t for those pesky kids

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1x54f t1_j8sys15 wrote

Is his name shaun?

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phpx t1_j8ta763 wrote

Well that was a baa'd idea.

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SatanLifeProTips t1_j8tcpv8 wrote

Being horny can lead a man to strange places.

I can just imagine how this went down. “Uh… I was trying to escape. Ya, that’s it”.

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TricksterWolf t1_j8tdtwe wrote

They probably caught him when he was napping and said, "Wake up, sheeple!"

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Zkenny13 t1_j8tswgr wrote

Good thing he wasn't in a Welsh prison.

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BizzyM t1_j8tzf6a wrote

That's some Wile E Coyote shit, right there.

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thunder1967 t1_j8u3q7t wrote

See, he should have gotten a cow costume like in Top Secret

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sharksnut t1_j8uka8x wrote

I saw this work in a cartoon once

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Darkhorseman81 t1_j8uxjzb wrote

He's lucky none of the prison guards were New Zealanders.

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Orcabandana t1_j8vt9h0 wrote

This was always either gonna be Australia or Florida. Nowhere else would anyone try to pull this kind of shit.

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Groomsi t1_j8w786i wrote

He got the idea from the Aus movie: "Black Sheep"! 🤣

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justhavingfunMT t1_j9djq4i wrote

I think one of the main reasons, other than committing crimes, that people end up in prison.......they're stupid.

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