Submitted by kangarooturd t3_11efn2a in nottheonion
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Newt_Troll t1_jadqni9 wrote
Allow me...
"Thanks Jim, now for the news...
Yesterday we seen every single person's face on the internet replaced with Pepe the Frog with the caption Stirring is for Chads, and apparently it has something to do with corned beef being approved? We'll report back when we know more."
Constant_Tale_4514 t1_jads12v wrote
Coming soon, sweatshops where people are hooked up to computers to mine bitcoin.
Meztere t1_jae06ra wrote
There are dozens of pieces of media about why this is a terrible idea.
DO NOT. CREATE. THE TORMENT NEXUS.
Lex8P t1_jadt4nb wrote
... so I foresee people grown in farms and plugged in. Kinda reminds me of something.
kangarooturd OP t1_jaecson wrote
Welcome to The Matrix
steelkamote t1_jadttet wrote
Then you see the label "Made in Florida"
ohpee64 t1_jae2r23 wrote
Honestly, half the people I have seen lately would be lucky to boot up a calculator watch.
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Odedoralive t1_jadv7pp wrote
And they will have arms and legs and terrible politics and become exclusionary to certain other biocomputers who display different characteristics, even only visually, and they will create systems of hierarchy, and create a biocomputer economy that takes advantage of said hierarchy to empower the powerful and suppress weaker biocomputers, and...
peter-doubt t1_jae71v5 wrote
Uh, consider what the internet has revealed about the typical human brain.... and how stupid one can get it to act.
This is not a good thing!
KapnKrumpin t1_jaeoe62 wrote
Neat, Warhammer 40k servitors!
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themanwhomfall t1_jaepb4b wrote
Brain by Ribbon Cook, anyone.
BonerStorm69 t1_jadp5ra wrote
Neat, horrors beyond my comprehension.