Submitted by Elsa87 t3_11ao0o7 in nottheonion
mriabtsev t1_j9u5kfd wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Sorry about your shitty sense of humour, ig
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9u5oy5 wrote
Right back at you ;) you think you’re doing something by typing out random non witty retorts with differently capitalized letters
mriabtsev t1_j9u5tua wrote
Yes, mocking you in a way you clearly understood. Glad we're on the same page.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9u68zw wrote
You’re corny and bitter, step outside. If you think it even remotely made me feel anything other than chuckle you’re trippin
mriabtsev t1_j9u6k8c wrote
Imagine being so mad about trans folks and not being funny you edit in some word salad like 'made me feel anything other than chuckle' lel
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9u7889 wrote
What are you talking about? I have trans friends you bozo. And I only edited bc I accidentally posted it before finishing my sentence. You’re seriously sad and screaming bitter about your life through the screen
ViscountessKeller t1_j9ubgxj wrote
No you don't.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9ucj5a wrote
Yes I do, your choice to not believe me but she’s very much trans. Introduced me to him doing it by telling me he was gonna get circumcised, good friends to this day :)
-foxy-lad t1_j9uiw9o wrote
I hope your friend recovers from her internalized transphobia, and you with your externalized.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9ulqvx wrote
Neither are true, I hope you recover from your delusions
ViscountessKeller t1_j9uphcy wrote
Nah, you're a liar.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9upv0m wrote
Haha you’re hilarious, sad how much you wish I was lying. I’d easily offer proof but you seem bitter and weird and like you’d stalk me online so I’m good staying private. Her name is Nicole, used to be Nick. Also it’s so weird how insistent you are that I’m lying, why are you in denial so hard it’s weird 😂
ViscountessKeller t1_j9us46x wrote
If this person exists you are not her friend, given that you're repeatedly deadnaming and misgendering her. More likely you're just completely full of shit.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9v00kz wrote
You’re the one asking for proof so I’m providing some background. Nicole and I are mad chill, stay hating. You think bc you spend all day on Reddit with a lot of karma what you say matters?? How many trans people are you close friends with
ViscountessKeller t1_j9v2c1x wrote
You're not proving shit. You're just lying more to cover your lies. Badly.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9v2j9g wrote
Stay mad, you’re so damn pissed about Nicole. Nick, went by Nicholas, went to middle school with her, high school too. In the PNW, don’t want to get any more specific bc you’re a weirdo but by all means believe whatever you want to believe, I’m simply not lying
ViscountessKeller t1_j9v3jht wrote
If you were her friend you wouldn't be casually deadnaming her. You're not a convincing liar, and repeating the same lies over and over is rarely effective.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9v4179 wrote
You’re asking me for proof!? Im trying to help provide some. I’m not doing it with any disrespectful context or intent as I love and support my dear friend Nicole, quit being such an ass
ViscountessKeller t1_j9v4z5e wrote
Your proof is more lies. You are not going to convince me, because you're lying, and you're shit at it.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9v55em wrote
I’m literally not but I’m done wasting my time. Me and Nicole are deadass laughing at you rn bc of how corny you look
ViscountessKeller t1_j9vahw0 wrote
Well, now I'm convinced you're not a lying piece of shit.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9x15pc wrote
Isn’t it weird that you expect a trans person to behave a very particular way or else you simply don’t believe it, shocking isn’t it
ViscountessKeller t1_j9xs93t wrote
No, it's just you're an obvious liar, and the more you come back to whining about being called out as an obvious liar the more obvious it is that you're a liar.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9ypbub wrote
Bruh I am literally friends with Nicole you moron. You have one sad sad life. Bitter behind your screen. 52k karma doesn’t mean you’re cool or smart, it just means you waste your life on reddit
ViscountessKeller t1_j9z6wpw wrote
Nicole isn't a real person, and nobody cares about my karma except you.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9z78p2 wrote
Dude she literally is, how come a trans person has to behave exactly a particular way or else you don’t think they exist, but transphobic. Also clearly not about the karma if you online chronically enough to rack that much up 😂 she literally is though you fucking moron, I could tag the insta if you want
ViscountessKeller t1_j9z7ofc wrote
Shrek, loudly proclaiming that you totally have a trans friend who approves of your bigoted bullshit and doing it over and over again isn't convincing anyone, and it never will.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9z8voe wrote
I said I’d tag her if you want but it’s obvious you know you look like a clown now
ViscountessKeller t1_j9z9b19 wrote
Why don't you tag your Canadian girlfriend while you're at it?
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9z9glu wrote
I said I’d tag her 🤷🏻♂️ clear you know you in the wrong buddy, I’m offering proof and you’re looking like a clown. Stay chronically online buddy
ViscountessKeller t1_j9za3o9 wrote
You go right ahead, buddy. I can't wait. I look forward to meeting this ghost.
Wasn't she already watching and laughing at this thread, or did you forget you already said that? I assume if she was actually interested she'd have posted already. You know, if she actually existed.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9zbc2s wrote
@nicole_kluka
ViscountessKeller t1_j9zce4m wrote
That's not how you tag someone on reddit, and nobody on reddit has that username.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9zdmb4 wrote
I said insta bozo
ViscountessKeller t1_j9zfbte wrote
Why the hell would you tag someone on instagram for a conversation on reddit?
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9zvz3k wrote
I told you I’d link their insta, she don’t use Reddit
ViscountessKeller t1_j9zw7p7 wrote
Yeah, you linked some random woman's instagram. Good job.
You're not very good at this whole 'lying' thing, are you? And why the hell would you give your friend's private account to a complete rando?
I mean, obviously because this woman isn't actually your friend, although she -might- be your stalking victim.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_ja0ax4k wrote
That’s literally my friend you bozo! 😂 I don’t know how to make it any clearer without giving away my identity to a weirdo obsessed with saying I’m lying and I do NOT want to open that can of worms 💀 went to school with her my whole life, Liberty Middle School you flaming idiot. Also wdym why would I give you the insta???? You asked for proof 800 times like a repetitive robot that can’t say anything else
ViscountessKeller t1_ja0jt3q wrote
Nah, you're lying.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_ja0muhn wrote
Proving my point, thanks :)
mriabtsev t1_j9u7k6m wrote
'I have x friends' wowzers going for sad troll bingo ig
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9u89ve wrote
Don’t believe me I guess, i was just hanging with her yesterday 😂
mriabtsev t1_j9u8wrh wrote
Cool hope she's 'one of the good ones' that doesn't mind your unfunny transphobic 'jokes'
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9u9hlg wrote
Man she does find it funny. Not transphobic, context matters, I can tell your chronically online. Step outside and breathe I promise you’ll be okay
mriabtsev t1_j9ua4t5 wrote
🥱
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9ua8q6 wrote
🥱
mriabtsev t1_j9u6cjd wrote
🥱
mrtn17 t1_j9uwicn wrote
shut up dork
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9uzghu wrote
Shiver me Timbers I’m so scared
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