Let's be honest. We, as the human race, love this kind of food. With that said, it's better served in January or March. People with the best of intentions will fall into this trap for at least another decade. It's black history month and black people love fried chicken, and fuck, I do, too. Let's have it for lunch in February. Oh god I'm fired. Is that it, can we now no longer eat fried chicken or watermelon for 28 days? I'll just eat it quietly by myself.