Submitted by JOWWLLL t3_1153flq in nottheonion
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Womperus t1_j8zgvw8 wrote
I mean...ballet is shite... soo.....
Hi_Im_Dadbot t1_j8zjyug wrote
What kind of dog?
eighty2angelfan t1_j8zlern wrote
40,000 reposts
Essahid t1_j90l8qr wrote
I know it makes for a good clickable story for you but do you think maybe the one time you feature ballet on your front page it could be to celebrate some great ballet work in one of your home countries and not who's smeared dog shit on who in a different one?
rivalpinkbunny t1_j92a3sn wrote
Dachshund
LazyMayz t1_j9a19m4 wrote
That's clearly the Corinthian from Neil Gaimans Sandman! She can be lucky it was just poop!
Brener69 t1_j9dgw2g wrote
He took a dog doo snow cone and shoved it in my right eye
CoveyIsHere t1_j8zftgh wrote
How I imagine this went:
"This ballet was dog shit"
"I'll show you dog shit mfer"