Heinz to give new boat to man who survived on ketchup while lost at sea theguardian.com Submitted by AlephNaughtPlusOne t3_11f7l7n on March 1, 2023 at 4:06 PM in nottheonion 9 comments 64
TheoremaEgregium t1_jajrfmc wrote on March 1, 2023 at 10:46 PM They first tried giving him a lifetime supply of ketchup but he wouldn't stop screaming. Permalink 5
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