Submitted by losimagic t3_11iz8pf in nottheonion
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losimagic OP t1_jb0n59o wrote
Even broken, you'd think they could just fold him up a bit
a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_jb0nggl wrote
If they would have just broken the other leg, he would have been very foldable.
pplant t1_jb0q7l4 wrote
Seals are DANGEROUS, BEWARE.
A while back I saw a documentary about a army veteran and amateur cartographer Buster Bluth whose hand was bitten off by a seal!
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Riptide360 t1_jb0vnqf wrote
Any evidence of the seal? Hope they aren’t being blamed to add hype to what would be a regular board vs body accident.
pastamistic t1_jb0x5hk wrote
A veteran with multiple awards from the army no less.
DeerDiarrhea t1_jb0xj8y wrote
The Army/Navy rivalry runs deep.
GetlostMaps t1_jb0zzau wrote
Was he dressed like a crayon?
Jeraimee t1_jb114uj wrote
This guy's day... Oof
a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_jb11gl8 wrote
Just wait until the Canada goose Air Force joins the attack.
Bumm_by_Design t1_jb13l64 wrote
You folks should run for mayor.
Ok_Solution_7985 t1_jb1d8ul wrote
Watch out for those Lucilles!
Raistline1 t1_jb1qhsv wrote
At least he broke the seal's leg
sexybimbogf t1_jb2p6sy wrote
it was a loose seal 🦭
912R t1_jb3q3gf wrote
He’s going to be all right.
d4vezac t1_jb53z4l wrote
I don’t care about Lucille!
d4vezac t1_jb543yn wrote
You’re a terrible doctor!
_TheUnseen_ t1_jbdc3yl wrote
More like the air ambulance was too small; Surfer was just 6 foot 2 (187 cm). They used a replacement helicopter that was smaller than the usual one.
a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_jb0n15v wrote
If he had been attacked by a shark, his legs would be shorter and he would have fit.