Submitted by Adrian-Wapcaplet t3_11kqznc in nottheonion
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deadwlkn t1_jb8n8n8 wrote
Corey Wotherington could make a comeback, lol
Harryisharry50 t1_jb9vshf wrote
Watermelon flavored alcohol is bad . I leaned my lesson can’t taste the booze in it and drank way too much . Nothing like being puking drunk and not being coherent
Ximidar t1_jbbc5ob wrote
No worries m8, we'll take care of it
bigbangbilly t1_jbalfhc wrote
>Countrymen. And I lived in Queensland
I see what you did there.
Joking aside, marketing alcohol to minors is terrible
BluntyTV t1_jbap3xf wrote
The legal drinking age in Australia is 18. No one is talking about minors here.
bigbangbilly t1_jbayg34 wrote
My mistake. I live in the States and forgot 21 isn't the worldwide drinking age
CrazyThure t1_jbb9iyn wrote
Insane How ”taking a shot” has widely different meanings for 18 year olds in different places ;)
Revenge_of_the_User t1_jb95gb0 wrote
Company: "Send it back, its got too much alcohol in it."
Purchasers: "....No?"
Freethecrafts t1_jb97fdj wrote
Purchasers: here’s the empty containers. It was too dangerous to keep around. We poured it out.
MrMustard347 t1_jbaoxg8 wrote
"Poured it out into our bellies!" you mean?
Freethecrafts t1_jbi91ys wrote
Nope, was too dangerous. Half a percent over would mean adding a cup of ice for every twelve pack or so. Well, much less than that, but danger.
rrickitickitavi t1_jb8nnmb wrote
I will dispose of it by pouring it out ... and into a glass.
TreyWait t1_jb8ops5 wrote
...and the buying frenzy begins.
koalasarentferfuckin t1_jb9gwn1 wrote
Executive meeting over at Shock Top: "Guys, I think I know how we can ship this"
ScaryEire1916 t1_jb8kc7o wrote
There is absolutely no way an aussie is sending that shit back hahaha
hydrOHxide t1_jbc7vi3 wrote
Back in my first year at university (more like college for the anglo-american model), I had a chemistry prof who always liked to tease the local newspaper.
One day, he published a press release that he had found ethanol in the beer of local breweries.
The PR guy of one of said breweries had apparently flunked chemistry at school and immediately issued a denial.
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diogenic_logic t1_jb8q3zx wrote
Wait a second
Rip_Hardpec t1_jbb445o wrote
Australia has fallen. Thoughts and prayers.
Turbulent_Aioli854 t1_jbgsx2a wrote
Quick, tell Gerard Butler so he can make a movie about it.
Jump_Like_A_Willys t1_jba3tee wrote
Meh, I've had a few high-alcohol beers and to me the excessive alcohol "taste" (or whatever you want to call the alcohol sensation on the tongue and mouth) ruins the beer taste. But that's just me. Although it's not just the alcohol, because I like hard liquor.
Give me 9% or below in beer. I've had the Troegs Mad Elf (11%) and it was "ok" but I quickly tired of it. I've had a couple 12 or 13% beers that were not enjoyable at all.
Abba_Fiskbullar t1_jbbvni3 wrote
Alcohol percentage labeling is kinda BS. I've had so many beers in the last few years that were labeled at 8% or so, but from mouth feel tasted more in the 11-14% range.
desi_guy11 t1_jbczcx2 wrote
beer = alcohol
Popular beer = excess alcohol
Creative_Ad999 t1_jbhq8ou wrote
So how much alcohol was in them?
KeithMyArthe t1_jb8stoi wrote
Best marketing ploy since the Y2K bug was "invented"
MrMustard347 t1_jbar2r5 wrote
That bug was real. The panic about it that ensued was engineered, though, as software engineers already had a solution and were well on their way to implementing it.
The US news scared people unnecessarily, but a good portion of the public weren't scared about this. Stations made it seem like the world was going to end like they were some kind of doomsday prophet.
In the end, the day came, the day went, and the world moved on.
CaptScuttles t1_jbbg661 wrote
Wait for 1/19/2038 or the 2/7/2106 bug!
BluntyTV t1_jb8l8es wrote
I know my Countrymen. And I lived in Queensland for a year.
You get exactly ONE guess as to what will happen when the average 18-25 year old Aussie learns there's "excess alcohol" in Watermelon flavored "beer".
Additional prediction, there will be a mid-scale tiktok trend of these idiots chugging it within days.