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wallstreetegg OP t1_jbaxxr2 wrote

>Jiménez told officers "he's not going to stop swimming with whales and dolphins, 'because it's magical and others do much worse things,'" the department said.

No one can stop Hawaii man

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SelectiveSanity t1_jbbh113 wrote

Hawaii man: An American sub species that evolved in a similar way to the Florida man sub species without the overabundant use of meth and Mountain Dew.

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getoutofherepigeon t1_jbbw7yw wrote

Oh no, there’s plenty of meth use in Hawaii. It’s just called “Ice” over there

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ChaZZZZahC t1_jbegc7u wrote

Errbody doing meth out on the Oahu, there's 20 year olds with the heart of an 80 y.o. man running in those streets

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kw661 t1_jbc9b6x wrote

No was this guy gets the honor of being calls Hawaii guy. No f in way.

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B_bbi t1_jbeb5cv wrote

‘THERES WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS!!!’

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