Submitted by Individual-Monk-1801 t3_11lm0d9 in nottheonion
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Shartacuss t1_jbd46jn wrote
When does this Cocaine Animal movie come out?
artie_pdx t1_jbd4ynx wrote
Dicks out for Harambe. Thank goodness they didn’t have to put kitty down.
TossPowerTrap t1_jbd9mo7 wrote
Now Serval has a monkey on its back.
BainbridgeBorn t1_jbd9vxs wrote
Domestic cats are already fierce and crazy fucking animals. Just ask a normal cat owner. But a wild fucking serval on cocaine? That sounds INSANE. But those cats aren’t cheap, so a drug dealer would be a kind of person to buy one
f1del1us t1_jbda5t3 wrote
Imagine searching some dudes van late at night and you open those back doors and that's what you're met with. Amazing it only broke a leg.
BigJSunshine t1_jbdbczd wrote
This is horrible
TheRealCaptainHammer t1_jbdeipp wrote
Here come the sequels....
ixfd64 t1_jbdh7i9 wrote
Cocaine Bear 2: Electric Boogaloo.
jl_theprofessor t1_jbdthy3 wrote
Add this to the Drugimal Cinematic Universe along with Cocaine Bear and Meth Alligator.
ieatassHarvardstyle t1_jbe04wj wrote
Are they filming more tiger king?
BastardofMelbourne t1_jbeojpl wrote
COCAINE BEAR 2: COCAINE CAT
tonkats t1_jberyl0 wrote
Ugh. Those owners are double trash.
heels_n_skirt t1_jbfm753 wrote
CoCat
EHnter t1_jbgp1ll wrote
Cocaine Critter Cinematic Universe
LordXenu45 t1_jbd43wg wrote
Oh cool so we'll get a movie directed by Elizabeth Banks in a couple years then.