Submitted by TheAngryBlackGuy t3_11mi22z in nottheonion
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InflamedLiver t1_jbi149p wrote
Well, she’s been right so far. Hope that changes
[deleted] t1_jbi2k9b wrote
"i'm in five gangs now, i started two - i started the Kitties and the Grape Slushies" - terry
Motor_West t1_jbi782e wrote
The Gingerbread Man bandit
squarepeg0000 t1_jbiqxgf wrote
There's no story here...barely more than what the headline states. There's nothing about what the woman stole, who she stole it from, why she was captured on video but wasn't apprehended etc. Complete low effort article and post.
elanalion t1_jbk355m wrote
Thank you, you saved me the pain of looking at their (probably) crappy website.
angeltay t1_jbke8cq wrote
And I would’ve just said, “Ma’am, the three hours of training videos I had to watch when I got hired on says, legally, I’m not even supposed to try to catch you. I don’t get paid enough anyways.”
Known-Conversation58 t1_jbkqefh wrote
The one who lives down the lane from the Muffin Man bandit?
B1SH0P11 t1_jblpg1j wrote
Looks like she has some Oreo cakesters, a couple of cheap headphones/speakers from walgreens.
bigbangbilly t1_jc4wdi6 wrote
You see that Gingerbread house? Right there
Cmyers1980 t1_jbhygmk wrote
Sounds like a Reno 911 bit.