“In todays top story Scientists were forced to stop drilling today after finding a strange ancient cavern. Reports suggest a giant, realistic Baphomet statue was chained to the floor and walls, which themselves were covered in ancient writing that was revealed to be inked in human infantile blood. Further reports suggest that a strange book was found on a ornate pedestal next to statue which itself was glowing red with what was described as a ‘demonic energy field’. Scientists have taken the book, and are reading it aloud now in an attempt at translation. Further updates at 11”