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InflamedLiver t1_jc4bmnb wrote

I'd say my bidet is cleaner, but I'm sure there's a study that shows I'm blowing microplastics from the water up my ass so...

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Minionz t1_jc55hfe wrote

Once I read about microplastics in my bidet I moved on to 3 sea shells.

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RadaMorozova t1_jc5eeqz wrote

How do you use the shells?

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nerve_on_a_brain t1_jc5o260 wrote

Haha, he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells. Hahahhaha.. I can see how that would be confusing

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pellicle_56 t1_jc88yf0 wrote

shh, brother, we are not in that future yet. Our role is only to observe.

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