Obi_Vayne_Kenobi t1_jcxkiay wrote on March 20, 2023 at 10:02 AM

Reply to comment by supercyberlurker in Catch Me If You Can’s Frank Abagnale Jr ‘lied' about his lifetime of lies by SYLOH

It reminds me of the classic joke:

Did you know that elephants are extremely good at hiding in trees?

>!Well, have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? No? Now you know why!<

throwawayyourfun t1_jcxu6wr wrote on March 20, 2023 at 11:58 AM

Why do elephants have wrinkled knees? From jumping out of trees.

Obi_Vayne_Kenobi t1_jcxua6j wrote on March 20, 2023 at 11:59 AM

Why do elephants paint their balls red?

>! To hide in cherry trees!<

What is the loudest sound in the savanna?

>! Giraffes eating cherries!<

Remember_Me_Tomorrow t1_jcxvxmr wrote on March 20, 2023 at 12:16 PM

I almost spit out my food at work

CaIamitea t1_jcy6p0c wrote on March 20, 2023 at 1:48 PM

As did the giraffe.

picklesTommyPickles t1_jcy3smf wrote on March 20, 2023 at 1:25 PM

Respectfully stolen from the dad joke YouTube vids?

Obi_Vayne_Kenobi t1_jcy43c5 wrote on March 20, 2023 at 1:28 PM

Pretty sure the joke is much older than YouTube. My father shared with me before YouTube was a thing. We're German, so the joke is probably really fucking old if people across the globe know about it

mawgspawn t1_jczpu9m wrote on March 20, 2023 at 7:58 PM

My dad’s favorite joke: Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out Forrest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

SelectiveSanity t1_jcylfin wrote on March 20, 2023 at 3:38 PM

Kind of like how purple makes orks invisible.

Wot, ye gits never seen da purple ork? Exactly.