Submitted by Mindbender444 t3_121movr in nottheonion
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Crimbobimbobippitybo t1_jdmpm3k wrote
Unless you're gargling crack and PCP, you should be fine.
Fancy_Female t1_jdnm340 wrote
Kind of hard to gargle a solid state mass of anything
The bet the guy hit his head, in any case.
bookcreative t1_jdo53wf wrote
I was expecting it to be a “Florida” man…disappointed.
Mitthrawnuruo t1_jdo6v4m wrote
Your fine on crack. Crack heads are always cool.
Meth and pcp are a bad time.
aneeta96 t1_jdog8xz wrote
He scratched that off of his bucket list
niobiumnnul t1_jdmgu96 wrote
> Piringer said the man appeared to be suffering from “excited delirium,”
I didn't know that was a thing.
(Note to brain: please, please never let me get the excited delirium.)