Submitted by mechsuit-jalapeno t3_122uzib in nottheonion
Speeddemon2016 t1_jdsuf37 wrote
I wonder who’s job it is to go in and poke him with a stick?
youngmindoldbody t1_jduhv4z wrote
Jeeze, the resurrected always appear floating nearby in a very holy and respectful manner; no reason to bring sex into this.
/s
SpookyLilRaven t1_jdukbaf wrote
Maybe that’s the issue? Maybe the stick dude isn’t doing his job?
Khyron_2500 t1_jdv7qd8 wrote
Imagine if he did actually get resurrected only to die again in cold storage. All because stick dude didn’t check him every day.
VulcanForceChoke t1_jduulzc wrote
Pokes pastor come on. Do something
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