fallingcave t1_iuihah8 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:10 PM

Listen you all can go to this guy who charges 20 bucks for some garbage hole, I charge 50 for LUXURY HOLES.

oVeteranGray t1_iuiho91 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:12 PM

In this economy?

straightouttasuburb t1_iuj7pfd wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:05 PM

I would say the 1% support this but there are too many opportunities for the 1% to be buried for free… many Redditors would be happy to start shoveling…

raijuqt t1_iuivokb wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:45 PM

Would it be a hole that was made for me?

fallingcave t1_iuj9z20 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:20 PM

It's YOUR hole made for YOU. Don't go looking for the other side tho

ieatassHarvardstyle t1_iuj9ryd wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:19 PM

Luxury holes you say?

fallingcave t1_iuja4rp wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:21 PM

They are luxurious. Glorious. Ah that's a better name for them GLORY HOLES

ieatassHarvardstyle t1_iujax6o wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:26 PM

You had my attention, you now have my interest.

Bowfinger_Intl_Pics t1_iujwaev wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:55 PM

Steady on, Tobias.

DBSTKjS t1_iujcn1h wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:38 PM

This guys charging you to be buried in a luxury hole? I'll pay you 20 to get buried on my luxury femboy holes.

fallingcave t1_iujk0o4 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:28 PM

I'll give you 20 bucks if you let me bury myself

Ancient-Builder3646 t1_iuirdm2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:17 PM

Is this including a toilet?

wingdingbeautiful t1_iuitx7w wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:33 PM

clean-up costs extra, we'll have to dig an all new hole for the next guy!

sendokun t1_iuj1e8s wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:23 PM

Does it have bluetooth

dangle321 t1_iuk27da wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:41 PM

Charging 50 for a luxury hole sounds like a different line of work.

...still interested though.

v3ritas1989 t1_iuiy9fx wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:02 PM

I think you really underestimate the amount of time and work you will need to dig a grave.

inaddition290 t1_iuj1fmh wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:23 PM

you have ample time to renegotiate once they’re under

deadpoetic333 t1_iujaaq5 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:22 PM

Am I paying $20 bucks to dig my own grave?

sendokun t1_iuj1cj3 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:22 PM

What if someone only wants the first part.

I mean that’s a great deal considering the funeral cost these days.

oVeteranGray t1_iuj4s74 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:45 PM

That's called our 1 way package. And it's 10 bucks with a Groupon. Plus you get a free side of spring rolls.

sendokun t1_iuj51az wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:47 PM

Is the spring roll vegan? I also would much prefer if it is made with locally sourced organic produce by non-exploited food industry service workers. Can we make that happen?

oVeteranGray t1_iuj5bvm wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:49 PM

You need to talk to the LUXURY HOLE guy 😆

Company offers the chance to be buried alive for €58,000

oVeteranGray t1_iuifaw0 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 3:56 PM