Submitted by GregorSamsa67 t3_ymdbmp in nottheonion
pyky69 t1_iv3lzyf wrote
I actually have done this to myself; not three times but have run myself over with my own car. Luckily I was driving a Smart car lol.
jbibanez t1_iv4vlvg wrote
Is the car ok?
Speadraser t1_iv7ux7e wrote
Lol take my upvote.
f03nix t1_iv5ds4u wrote
Doesn't sound that smart if it runs over its owner.
cahog58161 t1_iv48nbp wrote
Jesus, are you okay?
Gr1mmage t1_iv4h6su wrote
I mean it's a smart car, they probably picked it up and placed it down somewhere more suitable afterwards
jrhoffa t1_iv4rhyr wrote
Wait, that's Jesus? When did he come back? And why does he have a Smart Car?
tee142002 t1_iv5fo72 wrote
Can't be right. Jesus drives a Chrysler.
Kandierter_Holzapfel t1_iv6zcj6 wrote
I though he had an Accord?
Speadraser t1_iv7v5au wrote
Jesus built my hot rod.
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