Submitted by [deleted] t3_yoxaci in nottheonion
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SubstantialFigment t1_ivggbsg wrote
After about day 3 I bet the chicken just sorta slides out the other end
ProteanDreams t1_iviwh7e wrote
So what your saying is that rotisserie in one end and canned whole chickens out the other? Seems legit.
Stepawayfrmthkyboard t1_ivjtiyj wrote
Ever heard the sound of those wet dog dinners coming out of the tin?
That's what I'm hearing
Psianth t1_ivk9vuq wrote
WirelessBCupSupport t1_iwdl7c8 wrote
beak to butt
SteO153 t1_ivgh6to wrote
So after the Norwegian butter based diet, there is now the Philadelphia roast chicken diet.
InstanceSuch8604 t1_iwi1b2n wrote
Up next - the 40 day - 40 lobster challenge..
boysetsfire1988 t1_ivg9wcl wrote
39 is totally fine though
zedemer t1_ivh860a wrote
You can add in the chicken wings and legs of that 40th and you're still golden
Odin1806 t1_ivkbbrc wrote
Honestly I bet it all started to taste the same and he didn't realize he was eating that bit of twine they wrap on it... you could probably eat more than 40...
WirelessBCupSupport t1_iwdldry wrote
bowel movement is all link by that twine...like sausage links that stink!
dirk_on_reddit t1_ivgj01a wrote
Man quoted as saying "this is not a party"
HornyToad1984 t1_ivgtgni wrote
One a day is p much normal. I eat more than that albeit white meat and no skin or fat.
DJ__Hanzel t1_ivh2pgd wrote
The sodium is the primary concern if this isn't satire.
diabetus89 t1_ivhh0i3 wrote
If he's a gym rat I could see it. I almost did it because I can get a whole roasted ready to go chicken for like 6 bucks vs only a pound of shredded white meat for around $10.
You_Are_All_Diseased t1_ivi9ekm wrote
It’s real but he ate one per day, not all in one sitting.
ShiveYarbles t1_ivikn2q wrote
It's real but he ate one a minute, not all in one sitting.
StatisticianFalse911 t1_ivk7s86 wrote
It's real but he ate one per second, not all in one sitting
[deleted] OP t1_ivis2jb wrote
Frank Reynolds?
JMcD18 t1_ivkpvm8 wrote
Rum chicken wouldn’t have left him with any issues
Alaishana t1_ivicokq wrote
It's tricky, you see.
If you eat 39, you are not quite full yet, but if you eat 40, you'll lack the proper appetite for lunch!
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_ivgxj5d wrote
I was just going to eat them because I’m hungry. Not for my health.
OverPot t1_ivigwd0 wrote
I too at 40 rotisserie chickens but only because it's all I can afford. I'm American you see...
PhenomenalPhenomenal t1_ivibd52 wrote
Walt Boggis begs to differ.
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 t1_ivire5o wrote
Please elaborate.
PhenomenalPhenomenal t1_ivjmshp wrote
Walt Boggis is a character from the Fantastic Mr. Fox who eats 12 chickens each day.
Rebornjamie001 t1_ivjlnl2 wrote
I was looking for this exact comment.
[deleted] OP t1_ivhw4pt wrote
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sunshinerose32 t1_ivi4m2t wrote
In one sitting?
AGBell64 t1_ivi8dmf wrote
One a day, consecutively, for 40 days
sunshinerose32 t1_ivia69p wrote
That makes more sense
OppositionComp t1_ivilhuu wrote
But 42. [chef's kiss]
stu8018 t1_ivioed6 wrote
Shocker.
Abides1948 t1_ivkbot0 wrote
Hopefully his health will improve so he can soon get back to recommending this?
skawn t1_ivga2uv wrote
Key bit
>Tominsky added that he had lost 14 pounds