Submitted by WorthlessNotUseless t3_yxfg9i in nottheonion
bearsheperd t1_iwoorg1 wrote
Reply to comment by dbx999 in Herschel Walker explains vampires & werewolves by WorthlessNotUseless
Oh man see you gotta remember, werewolves are only strong when they are transformed. Vampires are strong 24/7, well except In the sun. So a vampire can easily kill a werewolf on a moonless night. Werewolves are just regular dudes without the moon. The vampire just has to worry about the werewolves they are trying to kill having UV lamps.
dirtmother t1_iwoucx6 wrote
The relation to the full moon to werewolves is relatively recent, mostly added so black and white movies had an excuse to have well-lit night scenes. Most werewolf mythology pre-Hollywood involved being able to change into a wolf at will via witchcraft, or a curse that would randomly transform them. So more than one night a month.
dbx999 t1_iwopukt wrote
Now that you put it that way, this Hershel Walker might really be onto something here.
12345623567 t1_iwuvq1i wrote
Werewolves are equipped with thick lumberjack shirts and bushy beards 24/7. Vampires have, what, pasty skin and a cape?
Obviously the hypervirile werewolves will beat the effeminate vampires, how is that even a question.
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