Submitted by LordWolfgangCabbage t3_yxv8wx in nottheonion
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[deleted] t1_iwuzr17 wrote
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TaserLord t1_iwqnnm6 wrote
Speaking from the perspective as a non-american, I'm not ready for the capped teeth, sculpted eyebrows, surgically altered lips, and styled hair of the american "public personality". That shit looks completely weird to me.
PotterAndPitties t1_iwqo2mt wrote
She isn't wrong...
fondledbydolphins t1_iwqogq9 wrote
Ellen looks like a Lord of the Rings Orc in that picture.
SelectiveSanity t1_iwqqqah wrote
I guess we Americans were ready for Orcs before natural African American hair.
[deleted] t1_iwqnrrg wrote
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VanDenBroeck t1_iwrs8me wrote
Michelle, although you in no manner, shape, or form should have felt it necessary to conform to any white person’s or any person’s view of beauty, it was likely the wise move considering where this nation was and still is in respect to such matters. Thank you for making a personal sacrifice for the good of your husband’s administration and the country. The Obama administration was good for America and you helped to make it happen. Now go out and rock your curls. Peace and love.
Enataru t1_iwqu4ks wrote
Sometimes you have to pick your battles.
Rosy2020Derek t1_iwsgekd wrote
She should have left “ natural “all along
lego_office_worker t1_iwqqb0n wrote
her natural hair? what is she talking about?
PORTOGAZI t1_iwqvt40 wrote
If you need to be told. Black hair is not naturally straight. A First Lady in braids or a fro would have sent the racists to DEFCON stupid.
lego_office_worker t1_iwqwrjc wrote
arent racists already defcon stupid?
PORTOGAZI t1_iwqxlpx wrote
Yes and they lost their fucking minds in 2008 when a black woman that wasn’t the help dared to step foot in the White House residence.
matapuwili t1_iwsfll7 wrote
A question just occurred to me about black hair. Does the straightening process wear off? Of course the new hair growth is natural but does the treated length revert back to curliness? Long time ago when I used to perm my hair to make it wavy it would return to poker straight in six weeks.
Stravven t1_iwuktc1 wrote
I assume it does. It does for other people with natural curly hair.
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ChooglinOnDown t1_iwqs6fm wrote
Racist scumbags had a lot to say.
QuestionableAI t1_iwqsop3 wrote
Hair ... her hair ... first stupid goddamn thing I've ever heard from her if she actually said that.
Plenty_Performer_421 t1_iwr95hb wrote
Do you not understand the insanely detailed and complex history surrounding black hair as a symbol of systemic racism in America?
QuestionableAI t1_iwr9gie wrote
I do ... but to declare that no one was ready is patently stupid. Some of us actually read out here.
Plenty_Performer_421 t1_iwulson wrote
>Some of us actually read out here.
Ah, of course, then surely you must have read:
Hair Story: Untangling the Roots of Black Hair in America by Lori Tharps and Ayana Byrd
Twisted: The tangled History of Black Hair Culture by Emma Dabiri
That Hair by Djaimilia Pereira de Alemeida
You Can't Touch My Hair: And Other Things I Still Have to Explain by Pheobe Robertson
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Consistent_Two2067 t1_iwqo8z2 wrote
I don't think this is Oniony. It's just true. People were and are racist.