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And we are assuming I will be alive long enough to even see the court date.
I was so stressed that I was at the office all night last night because I could not sleep. I came home at about 8am this morning to find the support beams for my small back porch chopped apart.
Then my dog nibbled on something that was laying among the leaves in the front yard. He had a massive vomiting fit.
Amazing timing, I tellya.
After I blew the whistle on HAMP fraud committed by one of the largest banks in the USA, every single vehicle I bought broke down really quickly. My first car's brake line showed no signs of failure or leaks or damage but was bone dry when I was trying to get off the interstate. I had to perform a controlled collision into the guardrail to save my own life. Then both a car + van failed at the same time and would not start up - a mechanic said the engines had been destroyed. After that, another vehicle I bought was found with flattened tires and dog poo smeared on the windshield.
If I die, I did not commit suicide. I am determined to survive out of spite.
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