Submitted by Beau_Buffett t3_yzwsvd in nottheonion
EyepherWon t1_ix2pud0 wrote
Massive doesn't seem like the right adjective for a giant sized hole, in that massive means having great mass or bulk.
InaGlassGuitar t1_ix2rbnt wrote
Anti-massive?
otas1 t1_ix388gc wrote
hungry
Crab_Spider t1_ix3hnbc wrote
Ravenous
EyepherWon t1_ix3wfam wrote
Enormous is over in a corner saying hey bros what about me. Duck you, meaning-based word choice and precision, you're not cool anymore. We like massive. Massive is lit. Massive makes me sound cool. I mean literally. It was literally massive. Enormous just makes it sound like someone's fat ass. This sinkhole had mass and substance you'll simply never comprehend.
DragonflyGrrl t1_ix40kvl wrote
Hah! Good thinking. Gigantic could work better..
phunkydroid t1_ix47zmv wrote
I encourage you to check a dictionary before saying things like this in the future.
EyepherWon t1_ix4nno5 wrote
I actually did, but it didn't help. I think I'm hopeless. For some reason I was feeling wordy ranty this morning when I wrote that. Now all I feel is a massive emptiness welling up inside..
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