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vmurt t1_iykrbiw wrote

This feels like the premise to about five Coen brothers films.

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BowwwwBallll t1_iykzsci wrote

I'm betting the Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.

No, no, no, no. I kill the bus driver. [slowly steps to his right]

Bus driver? What bus driver?

CRASH GOES THE BUS

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YakInner4303 t1_iykw8do wrote

Man1 runs over Man2 with car. Man1 gets out of car. Man1 points at Man2 and laughs. Car pulls out gun and shoots Man1 in the back. Huge betrayal.

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giasumaru t1_iykwqro wrote

Mm whatcha say?

Mm that you only meant well?

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Llenette1 t1_iyn39ut wrote

Well now Jason fucking Derulo is in my head....thanks.

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brpajense t1_iynkwen wrote

Nope--a man who was convicted for sexual crimes against a young male victim 20 years ago was found dead in his home, with evidence of a sustained attack including stabbings.

A relative saw a man fleeing the house.

Soon after, a man walking on a road nearby was stuck by a car with several people in it. The police think the guy who was hit by the car was the murderer. It turns out the pedestrian who was killed was about to face trial for affray (fighting/public intoxication).

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haley7211 t1_iynetk5 wrote

Such a Fargo moment

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ash_274 t1_iymj7qg wrote

New InstantKarma^^TM

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MansfromDaVinci t1_iylvls7 wrote

How does one train ones car to avenge ones death?

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OTKALLDAY t1_iykkzir wrote

Ah, the Clinton special.

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