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ash_274 t1_jdix0pv wrote
Reply to comment by Tuftymark6 in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
Yes, and only if the prosecutor chooses to flag a new felony as a strike
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Reply to comment by AUWarEagle82 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
That reaction should make him hopping mad
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Reply to comment by skilledwarman in TIL of the Pig War, a border dispute between the US and the UK, around Vancouver Island (present-day Canada) and Washington State. The only casualty was a pig, owned by an Irish farmer, which was shot by an American farmer for eating his potatoes. Both countries deployed military troops. by drak0bsidian
Apparently the plan was Longstreet's. Lee ordered an attack, but the tactical plan was Longstreet's and Pickett led his division (of the three divisions assembled) in the attack. Lee wanted to accept the blame (initially) for the failed attack after it had been repelled.
ash_274 t1_jda69rf wrote
Reply to TIL of the Pig War, a border dispute between the US and the UK, around Vancouver Island (present-day Canada) and Washington State. The only casualty was a pig, owned by an Irish farmer, which was shot by an American farmer for eating his potatoes. Both countries deployed military troops. by drak0bsidian
The Captain initially in charge of the US side was the same George Pickett that ordered the disastrous charge for the Confederate army at Gettysburg.
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Reply to comment by jamcdonald120 in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
They can refuse to recognize it as a valid license to drive a vehicle.
For nearly all purposes, Canadian and American driver licenses are acceptable in each other’s countries as valid ID and proof of proficient driving ability. Ontario can’t ask New York to suspend his license, but Canada can declare his license as invalid for driving purposes.
If you get a DUI in the US in your personal car and later try to drive professionally (class-B or class-A) into Canada, they will turn you away at the border and it’s a huge process to get them to waive the restriction. Doesn’t matter to them if your license is still valid in the US.
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Reply to comment by cerryl66 in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
“Think metric”
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Reply to B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
My grandfather and a stranger accidentally stole each other late-70s Ford Ranger pickups once. Same paint, same condition, even the same key pattern. He only realized it wasn't his when the fuel tank was lower than he expected and when he stopped at an intersection a pack of not-his-brand cigarettes slid out from under the seats. He drove to the sheriff's office and the other guy was already there. Everyone had a laugh and they got in their respective trucks and went on about their day.
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Reply to comment by Loki-L in Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
A radio DJ got rear-ended in Los Angeles several years ago and the driver that hit him stayed in his car, kept the doors locked and windows up, and was drinking straight from a bottle of liquor. When the police showed up, they couldn't prove he had been drinking before the crash, since all the witnesses saw him chugging the bottle after the crash. He claimed the crash rattled his nerves so much he had to drink from "the sealed bottle he was bringing home".
Big shock: he was a lawyer.
Plot twist: he was a prosecutor
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Reply to comment by technologite in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Committed two crimes while driving drunk:
- Driving on a suspended license
- Driving an uninsured vehicle
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Reply to A French photographer offers an unexpected view of the United States — through its many strip clubs by SelectiveSanity
Title is kinda misleading: he didn't go through any of them. He photographed the buildings' exteriors
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Reply to Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
What's the bear in the logo going to do?
ash_274 t1_jakbpar wrote
Reply to comment by Icy_Mousse_4144 in Tourists expecting San Diego sunshine arrive as next storm moves in by McPokeFace
Native San Diegan: May and June are known for generally decent temperatures, but expect high overcast skies, especially along the coast for up to a few miles inland. You'll still have a good time and there's plenty to do, just remember that you can still get a sunburn from overcast skies.
This is the coldest/wettest late-winter we've had in decades.
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Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Denmark abolishes public holiday to boost defense spending – DW by GlobalTravelR
Mega Bloks?
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Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
The HMAS Sydney tried to shoot down a Japanese bomber for a bit before they realized it was the planet Venus
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Reply to comment by SuitableNegotiation5 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
"Naughty bits"
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Reply to comment by Azozel in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Same thing with saccharine. It gives mice bladder cancer (when given in huge doses) but does NOT give humans bladder cancer.
Even California took it off their Prop 65 warning data, but France still bans saccharine from imports (officially)
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Reply to comment by bigbangbilly in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
I can accept that Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is actually a James Bond movie before I can see that Snowpiercer is a sequel to Willy Wonka
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Reply to comment by Benevolent_Grouch in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
Perhaps you haven’t heard that a congressman was concerned that they could tip over and capsize.
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Reply to comment by chasonreddit in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by jab116
A few years ago, some guy in Florida tried to lift the wallet from a senior standing in from of him in like at a convenience store.
Turns out the old man was a former Marine drill instructor and Golden Gloves recipient. Took the clerk and another customer to pull the old man off the would-be thief and stop him from punching him unconscious.
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Reply to How did Spain spend €258 million on trains that don't fit its tunnels? by ContributionWhole850
Spain also had submarines that were too large to dock at their submarine base; since modified to fit them.
ash_274 t1_j849r42 wrote
Reply to How did Spain spend €258 million on trains that don't fit its tunnels? by ContributionWhole850
[Spain also had submarines that were too large to dock at their submarine base (since modified to fit them).
The original design would have fit, but they designed them too heavy to reliably stay or or come back to the surface, so the boats had to be enlarged to solve that problem.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-44871788)
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Reply to How did Spain spend €258 million on trains that don't fit its tunnels? by ContributionWhole850
[Spain also had submarines that were too large to dock at their submarine base (since modified to fit them).
The original design would have fit, but they designed them too heavy to reliably stay or or come back to the surface, so the boats had to be enlarged to solve that problem.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-44871788)
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Reply to comment by AGripInVan in China says balloon that entered US was 'civilian airship' for research that deviated from course by theRemRemBooBear
Shakes fist in HMAS Sydney
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Reply to comment by whitea44 in Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances by HushedShadow
“IoT, where the S stands for security”
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Reply to comment by RealisticDelusions77 in TIL Joanna Lee, one of the actresses in Plan Nine From Outer Space, went on to create the after-school special format and won an Emmy for writing an episode of The Waltons. by DoubleTFan
Got to ball it up in Albuquerque