Submitted by morenewsat11 t3_zaoana in nottheonion
morenewsat11 OP t1_iymlocr wrote
A job not for the faint of heart.
>“The ideal candidate is highly motivated and somewhat bloodthirsty,determined to look at all solutions from various angles, including improving operational efficiency, data collection, technology innovation, trash management, and wholesale slaughter,” reads that ad.
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>“Cunning, voracious, and prolific, New York City’s rats are legendary for their survival skills, but they don’t run this city – we do,” claimed the posting.
Pikesmakker t1_iynildg wrote
metal af
jumpsteadeh t1_iyns465 wrote
I ain't about to fuck with Skaven on their home turf. They need a diplomat, not an exterminator.
Inphearian t1_iynw53w wrote
Yes-yes, negotiate with me-me you must.
zallified t1_iyorsjq wrote
Skaven always hold-hold their promises ! Yes-yes !
Jovet_Hunter t1_iyntyqs wrote
New you’re better pay whoever they get or they will kidnap all their kids.
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