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tronaldmcdump t1_izhtpuq wrote
Somebody already explained this two hours ago.
rypher t1_izi3eyq wrote
Yeah we dont do that here.
vusa121 t1_izienah wrote
You expect me to read?
tradesmen_ t1_izipfw7 wrote
Why read the article when all the info is in the comments!
yummyjami t1_izitb1q wrote
So a week old newborn could be 2 years old if he was born at the end of december?
oscarmursu t1_iziux9e wrote
Spotted the american lol
yemin11 t1_iziv30t wrote
Korean American lol but you aren't curious? XD I'd also ask about driving but I dont think its as impactful due to the public transit
MrEmbers t1_izivy4k wrote
Yes! Also, a 1 day old newborn could be a 2yo if they were born December 31st.
MrEmbers t1_iziwe3r wrote
This is hilarious. The Georgia state flag news at the end cracked me up.
Melodic-Bug-9022 t1_iziz6u2 wrote
Didn't even have to read it, it had a feature to listen.
Melodic-Bug-9022 t1_izj00gp wrote
Yes they're serious because most countries don't have a drinking age of 21. So you were obviously an American.
In Korea their drinking age is 20 in Korean years, or 19 in international years.
I don't know what they will do there but in my province in the 60s the drinking age went up and was grandfathered in, so anyone that was already legal to drink, remained that way
BaphometsTits t1_izj0583 wrote
Your honor, she said she was 18.
AnotherGit t1_izj06y5 wrote
Well, take a guess then.
Do they choose to lower age requirements by one year or to they choose chaos?
doned_mest_up t1_izj0uf6 wrote
The comment section is just an angrier, more exasperated, and more politically-motivated rendition of the article— which is how I like my news.
tradesmen_ t1_izjk8hg wrote
Exactly why go to the source when there's entertainment in the comments its like watching fox news you know what your looking at is probably bull shit but your way to entertainment to not buy into it anyway
8uckets t1_izk1j77 wrote
"Chaos" lmaoooo
PhotonBoss t1_izk4jn0 wrote
Realistically they would just set a date in the future where people can no longer drink at age "20". So anyone who can legally drink still can but there would be a long period without anyone new allowed to drink. People could be 1 day apart, but not allowed to drink together for 9-10 months They could also break it up multiple time to make it less extreme.
yemin11 t1_izk4uqb wrote
Makes sense, thanks for an actual response lol
Slyguyfawkes t1_izwlww3 wrote
I can see why NPR is reporting on this. It furthers their biased narrative stance when it comes to abortion.
wewhomustnotbenamed OP t1_izwo5s4 wrote
have you take your medicine?
AnotherGit t1_izws5z6 wrote
Thousands of people that have jobs and that usually drive to it with a car are suddenly not allowed to drive anymore. People who own weapons or drugs and are suddenly minors again. People who were conscripted into the army are suddenly minors again. People who got married close to age restrictions and are now too young to be married.
Yes, chaos.
Ladypeach1080 t1_j0063rg wrote
Yep, I’m here for the drama only!
Phis-n t1_j01amj1 wrote
Lmfao why did people downvote you for this comment. This is hilarious
vusa121 t1_j01hre7 wrote
Don’t know. Maybe they don’t understand sarcasm
Pvt_Wierzbowski t1_j04gtzm wrote
"buased" lmao
Harbinger_of_tomb t1_izhemu7 wrote
🤔 ... Ok