Submitted by unicornasaurous t3_zmyel4 in nottheonion
epic_meme_guy t1_j0dug6e wrote
He also told the teller to hit the alarm. He wanted to go to jail for whatever reason.
Tyrantt_47 t1_j0dxnce wrote
>He wanted to go to jail for whatever reason.
It's winter and cold outside. Jail will give him a warm place to sleep and food to eat. It's probably a better option than trying to survive a cold winter
unicornasaurous OP t1_j0duvnz wrote
>During a police interview, Wilson said he planned the robbery and had stopped at Chipotle next door to use the restroom because he was nervous, the document stated.
epic_meme_guy t1_j0dv9nm wrote
RIP that Chipotle bathroom 😔🙏
thinkfast1982 t1_j0dyptb wrote
It's Chipotle; it has seen worse.
mrpoops t1_j0gc0tc wrote
Exactly. It’s all beans and ecoli.
[deleted] t1_j0duyph wrote
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Llenette1 t1_j0hxw9g wrote
I...didn't think about that. Well I'm sure the cavity check is gonna EXTRA thorough now.
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