Submitted by icantbenormal t3_zvnghp in nottheonion
mykilososa t1_j1r6ym8 wrote
This begs the question: what country is producing the best sex dolls?!
PorchHonky t1_j1reiww wrote
Amish Country.
TheyCallMeQBert t1_j1s2x84 wrote
Their no-drip semen collection trays are handcrafted and assembled by good God fearing men and women.
thatoneotherguy42 t1_j1s93ll wrote
I'll be honest here; I'm not looking for a good God fearing sexbot. I want a satanic hedonist to scream "dirty boy" and tackle me.
thezoomies t1_j1sslcj wrote
I want the god fearing sexbot to scream “dirty boy” and tackle me.
Mayonnaise_Ablaze t1_j1tl1rz wrote
r/brandnewsentence
regancp t1_j1tto9u wrote
You know what they say, the most repressed are the best undressed.
drivingsansrobopants t1_j1skqmx wrote
Every sperm is sacred!
Hairy_Relief3980 t1_j1u6d7i wrote
Every sperm is good
Yotsubato t1_j1s38mv wrote
That’s what goats and sheep are for.
Btw, they have the same sized female genitals as humans.
You’re welcome for that knowledge.
PermanentTrainDamage t1_j1shvx0 wrote
Guys we got a whole disease from schtupping the livestock, please don't.
marklein t1_j1t4x3m wrote
What disease is that?
TheKurtCobains t1_j1tjo2k wrote
Chickenpox
Painting_Agency t1_j1u0w2l wrote
Humiliation.
TheKurtCobains t1_j1y0m9d wrote
Hay fever
PorchHonky t1_j1scsuk wrote
It… it actually explains a lot.
qiuboujun t1_j1sfq9c wrote
They are extra thicc looking from the back too
Refreshingpudding t1_j1sc67j wrote
My cousin's father in law in Canada makes anime figures from molds. I saw full size figures too. He has a select clientele, "friends from the Internet"
vinsmokesanji3 t1_j1szdq3 wrote
That’s disgusting! Where?
thenameofwind t1_j1u79x0 wrote
Can’t threaten anyone with a good time
ExNihiloish t1_j1sss93 wrote
Does he have a website?
Saint_The_Stig t1_j1t8wda wrote
Like not even from a sex side, that just sounds interesting.
Painting_Agency t1_j1u124b wrote
There are actually a whole subculture of hobbyists making their own action figures and things like that. They make backboards and packaging for them too, often in the style of retro 80's figures or something.
Usually they're not casting hentai figures for weeaboos to jerk off on, though.
Refreshingpudding t1_j1ummgx wrote
Yeah he showed off his workshop. There were some risque pieces but I don't think he was making sex dolls. He had the capacity if he so desired thought
He was really good, I saw entire flotillas, army battalions, etc etc
WurthWhile t1_j1sqkkb wrote
Texas, that's where Real Dolls are made and are typically considered the best.
hackenschmidt t1_j1u434i wrote
> Real Dolls
Holy shit some of those are creepy life-like. Only like $4k-$7k too. Considering how expensive real girlfriends/wives/concubines are, thats hella cheap.
> Texas
Such an appropriate Texan response for "what country...."
WurthWhile t1_j1v1jzg wrote
While that definitely is a Texan response, I'm a NYers actually. It's just common for Americans to specify the state when asked what country.
VamosFicar t1_j26stut wrote
Aye and they can even come with vaginas that are modeled on casts taken from porn stars. Now, bucket fanny models are not my thing, but the possibilites are intriguing: You could have the 'Taliban Special', where everything is stitched up tight. :/
Notsnowbound t1_j1sy7tq wrote
It's either Italy or Portugal, I think. Or maybe Japan. One of those three. See them on the edgy future-is-now shows frequently. There's one that can have conversations and mimic human expressions. Real 'AI' movie stuff...
gelade1 t1_j1tu2zf wrote
for that purpose, Japan.
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