Submitted by unreqistered t3_zxs1rc in nottheonion
OscarMike1911 t1_j21ynwv wrote
I like how the meal is the newsworthy event in this title
FleetAdmiralPopcorn t1_j21zo3s wrote
And that his breaking into the school during a massive blizzard is more newsworthy than the burglary he was caught committing.
thisplacemakesmeangr t1_j22pjof wrote
The tender chicken man who ate Christmas didn't back his truck into a store in the movie though. He already had all the camping gear in his truck and ran away to the woods and made friends with a bear.
regalrecaller t1_j24983t wrote
>The tender chicken man
I couldn't get past this
thisplacemakesmeangr t1_j24c8f3 wrote
You must. You have responsibilities and food to eat before it goes bad. Some day it won't even be a memory. Till then life goes on.
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