Submitted by unreqistered t3_zxs1rc in nottheonion
K3yb0r3d t1_j221a0p wrote
Read the article. This needs to be a movie.
smurfsundermybed t1_j2251gn wrote
It already is. He's acting like any character in a post apocalyptic America where few people survived the thing.
tobmom t1_j22qmv7 wrote
Yeah he’s just looking for a Twinkie.
rettaelin t1_j22xl0o wrote
Too bad there's only snowballs.
regalrecaller t1_j249dmr wrote
I bet he could find a Ding-Dong if he really wanted
CheckYourStats t1_j24aiz8 wrote
”What about the Twinkie?”
Virama t1_j239gvu wrote
Peter Griffin approves.
sumelar t1_j22rc4r wrote
Dig up stanley kubrick to get the right level of crazy.
unreqistered OP t1_j28t2j3 wrote
a kubrick - tarantino production starring Randy & Dennis Quaid
battle-obsessed t1_j290dy3 wrote
It reads like the plot to a Family Guy episode.
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