Submitted by youngjefferydahmer t3_zyftwl in nottheonion
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Vodka-Forward t1_j25l91w wrote
All I hear is Jim Gaffigan’s voice 🎵Hot Pocket!
mittens1982 t1_j25nx29 wrote
Dead pocket ........
repwin1 t1_j26h3h6 wrote
Surrender pocket
derpbynature t1_j291ray wrote
🎵 Felonyyy Pocket 🎵
CaliBigWill t1_j25lqjp wrote
Did he wait for it to cool first? That's a real standoff.
r33k3r t1_j26brrc wrote
This guerilla marketing stuff has really gotten out of hand.
TheTeenageOldman t1_j25mb94 wrote
Because he's going to be in immediate need of a bathroom.
Keplerspace t1_j25vpwn wrote
Diarrhea pocket
mechaemissary t1_j25zkmz wrote
Classic Yakima
Copterdude t1_j2ad2sw wrote
Yakistan
whatsthehappenstance t1_j25ku45 wrote
Priorities
fromwayuphigh t1_j25rcfi wrote
I'd probably surrender too, if on the verge of shitting myself.
Awkward-Ring6182 t1_j2611df wrote
Yakima Tourism dept. new slogan probably “ come for the hot pockets, stay for the meth”
xx_elysium_xx t1_j29ov15 wrote
They need to change the sign to "The Oakland of Washington" lmao
Awkward-Ring6182 t1_j2amjib wrote
Well, I’m from ML. Not much better in some places lol
xx_elysium_xx t1_j2apxx9 wrote
Fair. Lmao. The slogan over the city when you drive in is "The Palm springs of Washington". Lol.
Xennon54 t1_j267qv3 wrote
Maybe he should try a Snickers?
Give the cops a Pepsi too, just in case
EllipsoidCow t1_j27ogcw wrote
Ugh, of course when Yakima miraculously makes it to the front page of Reddit, it's for some ridiculous shit like this. Shoutout to our hops and wineries and fruit and beautiful basalt columns. I swear there's some stuff in Yakima that we can be proud of...
xx_elysium_xx t1_j29p1go wrote
The craft beer scene is bumpin. And the surrounding areas are gorgeous (I live in Ellensburg), but damn if Yakima doesn't shoot themselves in the foot constantly lol
FinalPerfectZero t1_j26qbo7 wrote
To be fair, I’d want to binge on junk food also if there was a possibility of going away…
xavier_zz t1_j27c1e5 wrote
Must be Lola's mom. (Big Mouth) A jubilant feast-a!
TobiasMasonPark t1_j27c65q wrote
Weird. Thought Yakima was something iCarly invented
TekkDub t1_j27inc9 wrote
It's so real.
Scipio-Byzantine t1_j27fb5a wrote
Is this the IRL version of 4chan’s tendies meme?
birdinbrain t1_j27u7c0 wrote
Lot of standoffs today! Heard about one in San Bernardino that didn’t end so well, but there was another one in my home town in NorCal where no one got hurt. Must be that post-holiday malaise
xx_elysium_xx t1_j29oorq wrote
Only in fucking Yakima. 😂 Jesus. The cesspool of Washington.
peensteen t1_j29wfwl wrote
The cops had make sure he ate the Hot Pocket before surrendering. They're devastating thrown weapons fresh out of the microwave.
DaWonderHamster t1_j2ac9yu wrote
felt honestly. if i'm about to go to prison i wanna have one last hot pocket
jmsturm t1_j25mnck wrote
You are not yourself when you are hungry