Submitted by A_goddamn_samsquanch t3_zzb7p5 in nottheonion
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GamerGriffin548 t1_j2b2fpn wrote
Break out the Dawn
Nazamroth t1_j2dep1x wrote
Squire... fetch my flaming arrows...
tryingtodefendhim t1_j2ao7vj wrote
The 7000 ducks just turned out to be old man Leonard up to his usual high jinks and shinanigans.
nyrothia t1_j2aozwc wrote
and him? two kids in a trenchcoat.
SelectiveSanity t1_j2b07n6 wrote
And we would have gotten away with getting some beer and nudy magazines too if it wasn't for you meddling teenagers. And your talking dog too. And special guests the gosh darn Batman and the Harlem Globe Trotters!
dreadmouse t1_j2blcl3 wrote
Goddamn it, Leonard
AdvonKoulthar t1_j2d9huj wrote
Leonard needs to bring his jinks back down this instant!
Cinema_King t1_j2avdmq wrote
At least it wasn’t that thing those teens found in a lake that time in the 80s
SelectiveSanity t1_j2b0gr0 wrote
You mean the aquatic version of the blob?
Cinema_King t1_j2b5fqh wrote
Exactly 😀
NetDork t1_j2cdchy wrote
That fucked my head up when I was a kid.
GetlostMaps t1_j2ao0fp wrote
Too late, I already filled up my tank with them. I hope they burn as well as diesel.
__WanderLust_ t1_j2aqtg9 wrote
How many miles per duck are you getting?
GetlostMaps t1_j2asa31 wrote
I'm using metric ducks so I get about 15 d/100km.
It's not a perfect process. I find I really need the feather the clutch when taking off, my wing mirrors vibrate a lot, and at one point I found I had a coolant leak from a quacked head. It wasn't cheap to fix. You should have seen the bill.
TheKrakIan t1_j2b5ydv wrote
I'm glad there was some there that knew the exact number of ducks.
Ahara_bzz t1_j2az91p wrote
Aghast, the duckening has begun
Nazamroth t1_j2detfw wrote
PostsNDPStuff t1_j2b2dca wrote
Would you rather fight one giant oil slick sized duck, or 7000 duck sized oil slicks?
A_goddamn_samsquanch OP t1_j2bb09w wrote
Third option, one duck sized oil.
qunst t1_j2dal6k wrote
Who counted all those ducks?
Sharad17 t1_j2duu3x wrote
"It was about that time I noticed that the oil slick was actually 7000 ducks from the Holocene era." -chef's dad
kenlasalle t1_j2al2k6 wrote
Yes... but oily ducks.