Submitted by asteriskspace t3_103773s in nottheonion
NetDork t1_j2xfkxj wrote
Reply to comment by fefvrisketa in Danish bank workers celebrate first full year without robberies by asteriskspace
That would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery.
Llenette1 t1_j2y69kp wrote
Great... now I have to write this movie.
NetDork t1_j2yedjo wrote
Send me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production.
internetlad t1_j2z22kq wrote
Freethecrafts t1_j2zzum9 wrote
Add zombies as the distraction.
Llenette1 t1_j2zzyeq wrote
(Takes notes)
MasonP2002 t1_j30ewa3 wrote
This happened with lifeguards and drowning: https://apnews.com/article/9ed21d08e67a531621b4b6821cfadf85
jamiexx89 t1_j32x6nr wrote
Isn't rule number 1 to not mention having a quiet evening as a paramedic? I think it could be extended to lifeguards not talking about lack of drownings.
cgknight1 t1_j316jst wrote
Nothing to rob - only about 2% of the banks have cash in them anymore.
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