Submitted by JAlbert653 t3_107gtlh in nottheonion
AngryErrandBoy t1_j3m8au9 wrote
Arrrgh...they call me "Skidmarks the Pirate"
jumpsteadeh t1_j3o4xqe wrote
Brownbeard's coming and he's taking your shit
AngryErrandBoy t1_j3o635g wrote
Wished I thought of that name!
Neopoleon666 t1_j3r18us wrote
Fartholomew Roberts
TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j3mz86o wrote
“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”
Pezdrake t1_j3oeqvk wrote
Ar, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!
Hairy_Clam_Gobbler t1_j3ou4nk wrote
Arghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j3ouxuy wrote
Why does it smell funny?
ddejong42 t1_j3pid4z wrote
Or sometimes, "Pinkeye"!
islandlalala t1_j3puhv5 wrote
but me mam calls me long johns silver arrrgh
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ericfromct t1_j3pxti3 wrote
Please except my poor man's gold 🥇 I can't believe this beauty isn't loaded with awards, best comment I've seen in a while
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