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dysfunctionalpress t1_j5vqaum wrote

i know i wouldn't.

i like complete privacy in an appliance, and for them to keep their opinions to themselves.

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robamiami t1_j5ycymm wrote

What did the microwave say to the refrigerator? It said, I've been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your dishwasher!

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Psychomadeye t1_j5z2cy8 wrote

For storing all the dead bodies, smart freezers aren't ideal.

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Hekantonkheries t1_j5zslab wrote

I get less questions talking about the bodies in my freezer than when I mention the bottle of Wasabi lube.

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Clean_Blueberry_5813 t1_j5zj4i2 wrote

These companies want to know everything about you right down to the circumstance of your left nut sack.

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