Submitted by nimobo t3_10lr969 in nottheonion
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bstowers t1_j5yo68u wrote
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO
WHEN THE DIARRHEA RUNS WILD ON YOU?
IAmARobot t1_j5yvz2t wrote
MAD RUNS MAD RUNS
...
MAH BODY DON'T GIVE NO BREAKS
MAH TOILET DON'T GET NO BREAKS
Martyisruling t1_j5yhnlx wrote
I mean, this is close enough to The Onion, to not belong here.
SelectiveSanity t1_j5zaaim wrote
Behold, Macho Man Randy Savage's revenge!
LilG1984 t1_j641s7o wrote
"Let me tell you something brother....I need to wipe! Hulkamania is running wild!"
Rocketman7171 t1_j5zyiud wrote
Brother… whatcha gonna do when the green apple splatters come for youuuuu!!!
BugMiserable3924 t1_j60sy8n wrote
He should've called 9-1-1
JejuneEsculenta t1_j61yxf9 wrote
Oh, shit!
cdbutts t1_j5yodbc wrote
Time for a bidet brother