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bstowers t1_jdzg113 wrote
And they are busily constructing their forward operations base deep in the ocean to wage an invasion when the rest of their fleet arrives from Betelgeuse.
bstowers t1_jcnmmix wrote
sad trombone noise
bstowers t1_jbci4wv wrote
You, sir, unlike 95% of the posters here, understand what the name of this sub means.
bstowers t1_jb3tb6f wrote
Reply to New Bill Could Ban TikTok, Other Foreign Technology Products in US Over Data Collection Concerns by donnygel
If we’re banning apps over data collection, Silicon Valley is about to crash like it’s 1929.
bstowers t1_jb3h9rh wrote
Reply to comment by BelmontIncident in Florida alligator bites man on his front porch after he opens door: police by r3taylor
Candygram
bstowers t1_jaf0xrn wrote
Is it just me or does this feel like the bullshit panic tech story of the week?
bstowers t1_jaezgcd wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Yo, China, get down off the big ol' firewall before you fall and get hurt.
bstowers t1_j7y2lvx wrote
Reply to TIL one of the earliest cetaceans was land-dwelling and had four long legs. by starofsavannah
"WHO'S A GOOD BOY!?!?"
--Prehistoric me, probably
bstowers t1_j7kb7v1 wrote
How many banks did they hit before the coppers got them?
bstowers t1_j6biqx8 wrote
She really likes tank tops.
bstowers t1_j69wk7s wrote
Two cans? Those are rookie numbers!
bstowers t1_j60g8fh wrote
Reply to TIL that World War II Spitfires only had about 20 seconds of 'gun time' before running out of ammo, making most movie depictions wildly inaccurate by TimmyIsBaller
Wait, the entertainment industry's depiction of war was wildly inaccurate about something?
I'm finding this really hard to believe.
bstowers t1_j5yo68u wrote
Reply to Hulk Hogan Tweets a Plea For Toilet Paper by nimobo
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO
WHEN THE DIARRHEA RUNS WILD ON YOU?
bstowers t1_j5mdk7r wrote
Reply to comment by 7heTexanRebel in TIL the odds of winning jackpots at slot machines ranges between 1 in 5000 to 1 in 34 million, when using the maximum coin play. by carpitown
Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
bstowers t1_j5mdef0 wrote
Reply to TIL the odds of winning jackpots at slot machines ranges between 1 in 5000 to 1 in 34 million, when using the maximum coin play. by carpitown
Maximum Coin Play sounds like the worst band name ever.
bstowers t1_j5jcdb5 wrote
Reply to Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
You should see what happened to the pool boy.
bstowers t1_j4o26gx wrote
bstowers t1_iy7xz7o wrote
Reply to TIL that the most common papal name is John, with 20 popes taking this name. There have also been 45 papal names that have only been used once. by Blackraven2007
Better ingredients, better pizza.
—Papal John
bstowers t1_ixnvrq9 wrote
Reply to comment by VADave83 in TIL Alice's Restaurant Massacree is mostly a true story by SatansLoLHelper
27 8×10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one don't lie about father rapers.
bstowers t1_ixl2jax wrote
Reply to comment by crystalsaladsandwich in ‘Idiots’: Kim Jong-un’s sister insults South Korea for push to sanction North Korea by Saltedline
He may be out of prison now, but he’ll always be federal inmate number 87850-053 in my heart.
bstowers t1_ixl002w wrote
Reply to ‘Idiots’: Kim Jong-un’s sister insults South Korea for push to sanction North Korea by Saltedline
If PharmaBro Shkreli had a sex change, I couldn’t tell them apart.
bstowers t1_iuw6xpj wrote
Reply to DeSantis used taxpayer money to fly migrants to Florida, then fly them out by earl-j-waggedorn
There are Cuban refugees waiting for asylum hearings already in Florida.
Why won't someone ask him why he didn't fly those instead of the ones in Texas?
bstowers t1_iuouq8u wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Row-6131 in 'World's Dirtiest Man' dies at 94, reportedly 'not long after' his first bath in 60 years by DamnBunny
It helps vent the pressure built up inside, but other than that....
bstowers t1_iuouc6t wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Row-6131 in 'World's Dirtiest Man' dies at 94, reportedly 'not long after' his first bath in 60 years by DamnBunny
Bots can't read.
bstowers t1_je97f32 wrote
Reply to Wee the people: Republican Boebert presses DC witness on public urination by maxitobonito
This person is an embarrassment, and the fact that Speaker McCarthy continues to allow this nonsense tells you a lot about him.