Submitted by koavf t3_10do4gb in nottheonion
koavf OP t1_j4met52 wrote
Reply to comment by manorwomanhuman in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
How does that make sense?
passinghere t1_j4moc3q wrote
Do you understand what "blue balls" means? As in, a bloke that's been sexually excited and is left with aching balls due to not ejaculating... and thus they are joking they got blue balls after spending money on onlyfans which is sexually provocative.
koavf OP t1_j4mxjwj wrote
I do. Why would you buy pornography from OnlyFans and not ejaculate to it? If anything, this would be a cure for blue balls: it wouldn't induce it.
g60ladder t1_j4nku99 wrote
It's a self-deprecating joke.
koavf OP t1_j4nm7ds wrote
How?
oldsadgary t1_j4oz5ug wrote
Maybe he’s into that
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j4ms4x3 wrote
Just a tick.
Now, the blue part I can understand, but, you could associate blue with anything -- it's just the balls part. Twitter. Taliban. And Ticks. WHAT part of that made you think of aching hairy balls?
I think you expect more people to jump down your poorly lit rabbit hole than the surveys might support.
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