Submitted by malloryduncan t3_10ekhiu in nottheonion
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kenlasalle t1_j4rhv9a wrote
I can see this selling tens of copies!
WaitingForNormal t1_j4s17rb wrote
Dozens.
kenlasalle t1_j4s1djd wrote
Well, let's not push it. (lol)
Wynotboth t1_j4rniwh wrote
Somebody had this idea and somebody else told them it was good.
CletusDSpuckler t1_j4rp7i7 wrote
The Mutalk Microphone Ballgag. Did I tell you to talk, slave?
smurfsundermybed t1_j4rryiu wrote
There are going to be a lot of kids going to bed with nightmares after walking in on dad during one of his gaming sessions.
John-the-cool-guy t1_j4s7rch wrote
Right... Gaming.
PraetorOjoalvirus t1_j4tovir wrote
Because wearing the glasses didn't make you look dorky enough.
Raiden115X t1_j4twksh wrote
Why not just make it a full helmet at that point? Add air conditioning and you're good to go.
Omegalazarus t1_j4u2qnl wrote
Voldo!
Hey Voldo! You fulfilled my wish. Good for you!
ClassicBasket3869 t1_j5k3awz wrote
I can finally scream my racial slurs
timojenbin t1_j4rgkrc wrote
Nobody that would wear this needs to wear it.