While this is the most Japan story that I have seen today, I hope no one in Florida sees this story and views this as a challenge.

I'm pretty sure we don't have to worry about that as the weeabos and anime fans in Florida are part of the more sane side of its population.

Yo ho ho, they’re made outta rubber! How did that happen!?

One piece is real???

This sounds so British

As someone who spent highschool going to anime conventions in Florida, your statement is more accurate than you realize.

Gum gum crime

"Now Gum-Gum...BURGLARY!"

Wealth, fame, power.