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Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_j5etr5f wrote
Just two this time ?
misdirected_asshole t1_j5ety4j wrote
La Vergne PD: "Psssh.. Amateurs"
baeb66 t1_j5eucwk wrote
And once again behavior that would get you instantly fired from a Burger King earns these cops "modified duty".
phatassgato t1_j5eulzy wrote
The importance of unions!
th3saurus t1_j5ev4ok wrote
Two trucks?
droidtime t1_j5exkh6 wrote
Such a high standard of integrity
DemandyMcDemanderson t1_j5ezdpd wrote
The police fuck.... wait no that's not the right lyric
westdl t1_j5ezzgl wrote
Civilian: What ya doing there officers?
Officers: Just polishing the old pistol.
menlindorn t1_j5f0ten wrote
If you have a problem, and you call the cops - now you have two problems.
And also, evidently, an orgy.
---space-- t1_j5f1z9o wrote
Fuck the police... literally.
---space-- t1_j5f274v wrote
What are you doing step-cop?
Reddittsucksballs t1_j5f2wt6 wrote
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RPDRNick t1_j5f376r wrote
ACAB - All Cops Are Banging
greatwhitenorth2022 t1_j5f3yq6 wrote
Maybe this is more widespread than we'd thought.
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johnny2rotten t1_j5ffy0h wrote
That former officer from Tennessee infiltrated NYPD already?
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whiteboyfrmdao t1_j5fmj43 wrote
Did they at least use the handcuffs?🧐
RevelScum t1_j5fncn5 wrote
Except the police Except the police Except the police Except the police Except the police Unions for All Except the police Except the police Except the police Except the police Except the police
weirdlybeardy t1_j5fqah9 wrote
How’d you like some pork in that taco?
TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j5fqkua wrote
At this point, they’re no different from The Mafia.
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DamnBunny t1_j5fwwyn wrote
Nice.
DamnBunny t1_j5fwzm7 wrote
I am sitting in the back of the car, not eating it. But I understand, I don't want to be sitting in someone's love stink while they look up my record either.
DamnBunny t1_j5fx6v6 wrote
misread that as Onions.
Total-Caterpillar-21 t1_j5fx8rk wrote
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up!
criticalpwnage t1_j5fxejr wrote
Onions are very important at Burger King. The last thing you want to do is get bodily fluids all over them
DamnBunny t1_j5fzvxc wrote
True, Beef and Onion. What a perfect Onion <3
Express-Accountant75 t1_j5g74qi wrote
So can we take the funds from defunding police to get these wackos a hotel or something? they clearly have nothing occupying themselves these days.
Caledric t1_j5gb7hn wrote
As someone who was in Law enforcement for over 10 years... this is a very very very very common thing. You are less likely to find someone who hasn't cheated with another officer or inmate then you are to find one who has.
coolluck33 t1_j5gbwnv wrote
The good news is that at least it was a girl & a guy, & hopefully consensual...
goblazers1991 t1_j5gdq8k wrote
What's up with cops fucking on shift all the time now ???
nonsensepoem t1_j5gm66w wrote
Wrong subreddit.
n0tAgOat t1_j5gqwt1 wrote
The irony of people that rely on unions voting for the party that's against unions!
Iyakinthos t1_j5gxlov wrote
If it was two guys or two girls that would be an issue?
coolluck33 t1_j5gyagx wrote
2 guys & everyone would freak out 2 girls & they'd want videos...
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j5gz5d3 wrote
They were off duty and in a privately owned car.
ShadowDragon8685 t1_j5gzamx wrote
Oh, come off it. "Fucking in a car" is about as American as baseball and apple pie.
And unlike "home ownership" it's still a theoretically-attainable American Dream these days.
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j5gzdin wrote
These officers were off duty and in their personal car
baeb66 t1_j5gzrdn wrote
On property owned by the city. Which would get you fired by any employer anywhere.
moonpumper t1_j5h9hg1 wrote
Looks like a breaking and entering in progress.
diablosinmusica t1_j5hajax wrote
They weren't in a cop car.
diablosinmusica t1_j5hap9u wrote
Fucking cops
Ma1eficent t1_j5hapx4 wrote
Lol, office jobs are full of people fucking and getting caught and getting off with a written warning.
xAUSxReap3r t1_j5hbn3z wrote
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Boots with the fur
The whole club was looking at her.
Furious--Max t1_j5hj5p9 wrote
I gotta plead ignorance on this whole thing here.
Ma1eficent t1_j5hoocv wrote
Had I known...
Ape_001 t1_j5hqg3a wrote
If that was the case for civilians they would be arrested for disorderly conduct, resisting arrest without violence, and obstruction.
That's assuming that upon being discovered by police they complied with all directions. If they didn't immediately comply they would be met with potentially lethal violence.
The police will not care if you are off duty and in a privately owned car.
LogCareful7780 t1_j5hr1o9 wrote
Why police shouldn't be allowed to have unions
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dmk_aus t1_j5i7jzr wrote
Well and potentially arrested too.
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Askesis1017 t1_j5ijmn3 wrote
...disturbing the peace and public indecency, while at least one of them is cheating on their spouse.
youjerkfaceyou t1_j5ilthe wrote
Police unions are not unions.
19cva t1_j5j15fy wrote
Hard to be discrete with a screamer, just saying
tenuto40 t1_j5j390t wrote
Someone waived their right to remain silent.
ThePu55yDestr0yr t1_j5j8qce wrote
Cus they bust other unions
Also the rampant abuse of power
Also government bias already towards cops legally and politically
DaFuqIzGwinzOn t1_j5j9icn wrote
Say car ramrod
Also: there was a time when we would take guys like this out back and beat them with a rubber hose but now you got your goddamn unions.
Thuggin420 t1_j5jnchx wrote
Nice.
Roughneck_Joe t1_j5jva1k wrote
Cheating with an inmate? Isn't that rape?
AllTheSingleCheeses t1_j5jz78i wrote
I don't mind fucking cops, I just wish they didn't do it on company time
AllTheSingleCheeses t1_j5jzciq wrote
Police should be in the same union as other city employees. Waste management is actually more dangerous than police work, there is no reason for cops to have a separate union that is allowed to bully the mayor
AllTheSingleCheeses t1_j5jzfq7 wrote
I know what you are saying, you don't need to keep asking me
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Crooked_Cock t1_j5pxvwk wrote
“I’m coming to her location”
“But I didn’t tell you where I am”
“Oh, I wasn’t referring to the screaming lady”
sweetspookydoll t1_j6e3zw2 wrote
But if I do this, I risk getting arrested, charged with public indecency, and put on a sex offenders list. Fuck the police.
Independent-Canary95 t1_j5es5yn wrote
South Park did an episode about this. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Butters%27_Bottom_Bitch