Submitted by koavf t3_10iyzso in nottheonion
zachtheperson t1_j5j3ubo wrote
Reply to comment by brownsfan760 in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
Easy: Santa is illusive. You teach that DNA tests require a sample to match it to, so they'll hold onto her request, but unfortunately have to wait until they aquire a sample from Santa to match it to.
Now if she gets wise and says "ok, try to match it to a sample from my dad," that could get a bit trickier
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