Submitted by koavf t3_10iyzso in nottheonion
RoboChrist t1_j5jkbe6 wrote
Reply to comment by Avethle in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
Of course it's going to be a bit traumatic, Santa is an incarnation of the perfect father who isn't around to make mistakes.
He's the closest thing most children have to worshipping an actual deity and not just paying lip service. Santa gives presents, not vague promises of salvation, and these presents actually show up!
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