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alias_impossible t1_jbcs8i3 wrote

So these are the MFs that wreck me during the spring tree pollen season. Damn slutty trees spilling their pollen everywhere...

Anyway. Thank you allergy shots.

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nyctree t1_jbcxjxe wrote

Sincere apologies, but please don't slut shame my reproduction method!

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alias_impossible t1_jbd687b wrote

I appreciate the apology. I'm working to cope with your sex play by injecting your pollen into my arms via. an allergist on a weekly basis for the next 3 years.

How do you feel about that?! I'm a part of it now!

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nyctree t1_jbi3dmt wrote

"Can't beat em, join em" mentality. I love it. You becoming one with the trees through our seed sounds better than me becoming one with the dogs, thanks to all that stinky pee. Perspective.

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Flivver_King t1_jbgugxe wrote

Hot single trees in your area looking to dump their pollen on you!

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Dreamtown_Comix t1_jbfke7r wrote

Apparently the city planners didn’t want people to have free fruit so they only planted male trees, hence twice as much pollen as necessary.

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