I know, the absolute nerve of people going to college bars that aren't still in college. Next thing you know, you'll find out people who aren't poor go to dive bars. What is the fucking world coming to?

And you weren't being funny or light-hearted. You were describing the bars and the people that went there very condescendingly. You're now realizing that no one in NYC cares about being as judgemental as you and are pivoting. Poorly.

Just walk away, man.